What I Learned Today

I have more bloggable moments in six hours at home than I do in four weeks at college.  Because Star's hot dog is not supposed to be cut up and she wants it on a bun,  Super Trooper needs some form of condiment for all parts of his meal, Reuben can't tell the difference between if his stomach feels like he's going to throw up or if someone punched him, Star can't brush her teeth unsupervised because the lid to the toothpaste may go down the drain, and Super Trooper has to have the pillow and pillowcase that he doesn't actually use before he goes to bed.

I love my family.